What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are some ballbusting stories?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s